Player approached me via a private message saying that he needed someone to talk to because his mother just got done
spanking him and he was depressed. Feeling sorry for the boy I sent him a message back saying I would be glad to listen.
Little did I know how deranged this child was. I believe he said his name was Gaylord.
Little Gaylord asked me if I would send him nude pictures... I politely told him that I am not interested and only thought he needed help.
Well... he proceeded to beg me to let him "talk dirty" to me. He also told me that he had "pleasured" at least 15 other men, sometimes even multiple
partners at once. I tried explaning to him that this is wrong for a child to be doing, but little Gaylord seemed to think that this was his purpose in life. He briefly
told me that his mother ran an underground sex ring and he was forced to participate in the activites of said group. He did however explain that his mother had more than
likely conceived him at a yankees game back in the late 90's in the bathroom next to the visiting teams bullpen. "An older gentleman with missing teeth and a mustache" is how
I remember little Gaylord describing his alleged father. Gaylord told me that his father was the man in the background in the now infamous video "Two girls, one cup".
For all of those reading this I would just like to say when you play against this player, please remember that he had a very rough up bringing and when he posts in game comments,
he more than likely thinks he is right. Don't take it personally just remember that lille Gaylord (jeter1) is just really that stupid.
Player leaves derogatory in game comments when losing and will come up with excuses in order to make himself feel bigger. I notice other players have mentioned his "I have a higher Ranking" card that he likes to play. He attempted this with me but I quickly pointed out that I have a higher ranking than him. He then became childish and began whining like a baby.
player insisted he was better than me bc of his higher stat. I informed him that I could give a shit about mine, or it would be higher, too. Either way, I offered him a challenge and he pussed out.
You must not have believed me the pink guy and the red have been working together the whole game. As you can see the pink lets everyone else do the attacking and he just sits there and builds his forces. You have no chance. Seems like you would have been ahead tryong to form an alliance with the red. The pink to date has had no attacks against him.
Been watching kind of obvious the red and pink have been colaborating for the whole game. Interesting enough the pink guy has had no attacks against him the whole game and when anyone threatened him he led them away. Funny not sure why so many fell for it. Good luck.